What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:01

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
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A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
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Dr No
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy